Polynomial in Titfield / Dick Sucks: Terror in Titfield (2004) PC

Dick Sucks: Terror in Titfield is an old–school two-dimensional platformer full of female and male genitals.

Strange accident

At the largest factory in the country, which specializes in the production of silicone materials (it is known, of course, thanks to silicone parts of the female body), an accident occurred. A powerful lightning strike disabled the main power unit of production, as a result of which silicone products in the form of paired breasts and manhood came to life.

The management was forced to resort to the incredibly expensive services of the local superhero Dick Sacks (Dick Sucks). His name is strange in translation into Russian, but anyway, the whole game is like that.

It is necessary for someone to pacify the silicone creatures who are arranging debauchery, stop the chaos reigning at the factory and return production to normal operation.

Dick Sachs

The hero was named according to his appearance – the corresponding part of the male body with dark glasses and eyebrows. The pair of oval egg-shaped accessories are used as legs. On his belt, or rather over his legs, he wears a black studded belt for depraved games. As a protective suit, Dick periodically pulls on a latex product and rushes into the thick of events. On many levels he will have to do the same tasks:

• get to the button that opens the door;
• activate it, avoiding a fatal fate;
• go through another half of the level to enter the opened door.

We will not be allowed to shoot or throw anything at the enemies, and we will kill the raging silicone by the classic method - jumping from above. The game is divided into three difficulty levels, differing in bonuses, the num